My dreams are all dead and buried
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
When God comes and calls me to his Kingdom
I’ll take all ya son’s of bitches when I go
Let er blow
Some how I got spinal meningitis
Injecting all that hair spray in my spine
It’s a super cheap way to party
If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time
Good luck gettin that child support check from me now
My oldest son was born an albino
My youngest is covered in hair
The middle one says he’s a homosexual
And the other seven are gone I don’t know where
i dont care i just dont care
She run off and took our only chicken
When I broke jail the house was burnt and bare
The Japs moved the plant back to Osake
Some days life just don’t seem that fair
i dont care i just dont care
I gave all my best years to that woman
All she gave me was mouths to feed
A miracle straight from the loins of Jesus
Since Charlie blew off both my testes
1969 Cam Ranh Bay
Get your Yankee ass off my property
Don’t care if the bank gave you a deed
This farm has been ours for generations
Since we fought back those sneaky Japanese
In the war of 1812 bring our boys home
Official Theme Video
Behind the Lyrics: Meaning & Story
The Squidbillies theme song is a dark, humorous country-style track that perfectly sets the stage for Early Cuyler, a mean-spirited, mud-dwelling squid from the Georgia mountains. Unlike most cartoon themes, these lyrics focus on a life filled with bad luck, poor decisions, and a total lack of concern for others.
The song highlights Early’s chaotic life, from his strange medical history (“hair spray in my spine”) to his complicated relationship with his many children. The lines about jail, burning houses, and lost jobs show the rough environment of Dougal County. It uses “outlaw country” tropes to mock the struggles of the characters while making it clear that Early is proud of his dysfunction.
One of the most famous parts of the show’s legacy is the variety of the theme. While the lyrics stay mostly the same, Adult Swim had dozens of famous artists—from Billy Joe Shaver to T-Pain—record their own versions of the song. This made the theme a legendary part of adult animation history.
Frequently Asked Questions
What kind of show is Squidbillies?
Squidbillies is an adult-animated comedy that follows the lives of a family of anthropomorphic squids living in the Appalachian mountains of Georgia.
Why are there so many versions of the theme song?
Adult Swim invited various musical guests to cover the theme for different episodes, ranging from country and rock stars to hip-hop artists.
Who is the main character in Squidbillies?
The main character is Early Cuyler, an aggressive, hat-wearing squid with a long criminal record and a very short temper.
