Comedy Series Television

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme Song And Lyrics

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Lyrics

In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A D
There was a guy named Joel
Not to different from you or me

He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn’t like him so they
shot him into space

We’ll send him cheesy movies
The worst that we can find
He’ll have to sit and watch them all
And we’ll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind Joel can’t control
When the movies begin or end
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends

If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself It’s just a show
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theatre 3000

MST3K Season 1-5

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