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Comedy theme tunes are some of the most iconic and memorable in television history. From the classic “The Brady Bunch” theme to more modern hits like “The Office” and ” Parks and Recreation,” these tunes perfectly capture the tone and spirit of their respective shows.

They’re also incredibly catchy, which is likely why so many people can still sing them word-for-word decades later. Whether you’re a fan or not, there’s a good chance you know at least a few of these iconic themes.

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Gilligan’s Island

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Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan’s Isle!

Beverly Hillbillies

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Come and listen to my story ’bout a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. And then one day he was shootin at some food, and up through the ground come a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know old Jed’s a millionaire, the kinfolk said “Jed move away from there”. Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”, so they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly. Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

Well now it’s time to say good bye to Jed and all his kin. And they would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin in. You’re all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin helpin of their hospitality. Hillbilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off. Y’all come back now, y’hear?

All in the Family

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Boy, the way Glen Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days.

And you knew who you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn’t need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight. Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days!

The Nanny

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She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens, till her boyfriend showed her the door in one of those scenes. She was out on her fanny and what do you know? She became the lady in red when she walked in the door.

She was looking for a job and then she found one. She was the lady in red when she walked in the door. She had style! She had flair! She was there! That’s how she became the Nanny!

Garry Shandling’s Show

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This is the theme to Garry’s Show, the theme to Garry’s show. Garry called me up and asked if I would write his theme song. I’m almost halfway finished, how do you like it so far?

How do you like the theme to Garry’s Show? This is the theme to Garry’s show.

Sanford and Son

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(Instrumental Theme) Composed by Quincy Jones. Titled “The Streetbeater,” this funk classic was designed to reflect the gritty but rhythmic life of a junk dealer in Watts, Los Angeles.

Scrubs

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I can’t do this all on my own. No, I’m no Superman. I’m no Superman.

You’ve got your problems, I’ve got mine. They call me a hero, but I’m just a guy. I can’t do this all on my own. No, I’m no Superman. I’m no Superman.

Parks and Rec

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(Instrumental Theme) Composed by Gaby Moreno and Vincent Jones. The theme was specifically edited to be exactly 25 seconds for television but has a full-length orchestral version available on the official soundtrack.

Kimmy Schmidt

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Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! It’s a miracle! Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! But females are strong as hell.

I was out for a walk, I was minding my own business. They pulled me out of the bunker. I’m not a victim, I’m a survivor!

Community

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Give me some rope, tie me to dream. Give me the hope to run out of steam. Somebody said it could be here. We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year.

I can’t count the reasons I should stay. One by one they all just fade away.

Welcome Back, Kotter

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Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about. Well the names have all changed since you hung around, but those dreams have remained and they’re turned around.

Who’d have thought they’d lead ya back here where we need ya? Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back!

Laverne & Shirley

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

We’re gonna do it! Give us any chance, we’ll take it. Give us any rule, we’ll break it. We’re gonna make our dreams come true. Doing it our way. Nothing’s gonna turn us back now, straight ahead and on the track now. We’re gonna make our dreams come true, doing it our way!

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Would I Lie to You Theme Song

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Would I Lie To You Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026January 5, 2022

Instrumental: Number of Episodes: 137 – Ongoing Number of Series: 14 – Ongoing County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode …

The Worst Week of My Life Theme Song

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The Worst Week Of My Life Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026January 5, 2022

Instrumental: Number of Episodes: 17 Number of Series: 3 County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode date: 12 March 2004 …

Vexed Theme Song

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Vexed Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026January 5, 2022

Instrumental: Number of Episodes: 9 Number of Series: 2 County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode date: 15 August 2010 …

The Two of Us Theme Song

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The Two Of Us Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026January 5, 2022

Instrumental: Number of Episodes: 32 Number of Series: 4 County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode date: 31 October 1986 …

A Touch Of Cloth Theme Song

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A Touch Of Cloth Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026January 5, 2022

Instrumental: Number of Episodes: 6 Number of Series: 3 County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode date: 26 August 2012 …

Outnumbered Theme Song

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Outnumbered Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026December 31, 2021

Instrumental: Number of Episodes: 35 Number of Series: 5 County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode date: 28 August 2007 …

Never The Twain Theme Song

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Never The Twain Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026December 31, 2021

Instrumental: Number of Episodes: 67 Number of Series: 11 County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode date: 7 September 1981 …

Never Mind The Buzzcocks Theme Song

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Never Mind The Buzzcocks Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026December 31, 2021

Instrumental: Number of Episodes: 256 Number of Series: 29 County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode date: 12 November 1996 …

The Morecambe And Wise Show Theme Song

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The Morecambe And Wise Show Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026December 31, 2021

Number of Episodes: 71 Number of Series: 9 County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode date: 2 September 1968 Final …

The Mighty Boosh Theme Song

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The Mighty Boosh Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026December 31, 2021

Instrumental: Number of Episodes: 20 Number of Series: 3 County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode date: 18 May 2004 …

Metal Mickey Theme Song

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Metal Mickey Theme Song

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026December 30, 2021

Number of Episodes: 41 Number of Series: 3 County: United Kingdom Language: English London Weekend Television – Metal Mickey Opening

Mock The Week Theme Song

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Mock The Week Theme Song And Lyrics

by Johnupdated on March 21, 2026December 30, 2021

Number of Episodes: 222 Number of Series: 20 County: United Kingdom Language: English First episode date: 5 June 2005 Mock …