Martha Speaks Lyrics
Martha was an average dog
She went Woof
And Woof
And Grrr
But when she ate some alphabet soup then what happened was bizarre
On the way to Martha’s stomach the letters lost their way They traveled to her brain and now
She’s got a lot to say
Now she speaks
How now brown cow
Martha speaks
Yeah she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks
What’s a caboose When are we eating again
Martha speaks
Hey Joe Whaddaya know
My name’s not Joe
She’s not always right but still that Martha speaks
Hi there
She’s got a voice she’s ready to shout Martha will tell you what it’s all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt Martha will tell you what it’s all about
That dog’s unique
Testing one two
Hear her speak Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates enumerates elucidates exaggerates indicates and explicates bloviates and overstates and Hyperventilates
Martha
To reiterate
Martha speaks
