The Facts Of Life Theme Song
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The Facts Of Life Theme Song And Lyrics

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Song TitleThe Facts of Life
Performed ByGloria Loring
ComposersAlan Thicke, Gloria Loring, Al Burton
Premiere DateAugust 24, 1979
Final Episode DateMay 7, 1988
Total Episodes209 (9 Seasons)
Original NetworkNBC
GenreSitcom / Pop

The Facts of Life Theme Song Lyrics

There’s a place you’ve got to go for learning All you want to know about the facts of life The facts of life. When books are what you’re there about And looks are what you care about The time is right, To learn the facts of life. When the world never seems To be living up to your dreams It’s time you started finding out What everything is all about. When the boys you used to hate you date, I guess you best investigate The facts of life, you gotta get ’em right The facts of life, The facts of life, The facts of life.

Behind the Music: Meaning & Story

The theme song for The Facts of Life is one of the most recognizable melodies of 1980s television. Composed by the talented trio of Alan Thicke, Gloria Loring, and Al Burton, the song was performed by Loring herself. Its lyrics perfectly captured the essence of the show’s transition from childhood to young adulthood, touching on the shifting priorities between “books” and “looks.”

Originally premiering in 1979 as a spin-off of the cult classic Diff’rent Strokes, the series followed the housemother Mrs. Garrett (Charlotte Rae) and a group of girls at the Eastland School. Over its nine seasons and 209 episodes, the cast evolved significantly. While it focused on the core group of girls—Blair, Jo, Natalie, and Tootie—the show also featured early career appearances by future superstars, most notably George Clooney, who joined the cast in later seasons as George Burnett.

The theme song underwent several lyrical and arrangement changes throughout the years to reflect the aging cast, but the core message remained the same: navigating the “long road” of growing up. From dating the “boys you used to hate” to realizing the world doesn’t always live up to your dreams, the song remains a cherished anthem of self-discovery and the universal lessons of life.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who is the female singer of the theme song?
The theme was performed by Gloria Loring, who also co-wrote the song. Loring was a well-known singer and actress, famous for her role on Days of Our Lives.
Was Alan Thicke involved in the music?
Yes, Alan Thicke (famous for starring in Growing Pains) was a prolific TV theme composer. He co-wrote the themes for The Facts of Life, Diff’rent Strokes, and several game shows.
Which character did George Clooney play?
George Clooney played George Burnett, a handsome handyman and neighbor, appearing in 17 episodes between 1985 and 1987 (Seasons 7 and 8).
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Editorial Note: Content for The Facts of Life has been verified by the ThemeSong.info Editorial Team. Music credits for Alan Thicke and Gloria Loring, as well as the series’ history as a spin-off from NBC’s Diff’rent Strokes, have been accurately cited.