big bang theory
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Big Bang Theory Theme Song

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait
The Earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math science history unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang

Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight
The dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died they froze their asses off
The oceans and Pangea
See ya wouldn’t wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang

It all started with the big BANG

It’s expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward we won’t be here it won’t be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we’re here they’re catching deer were catching viruses
Religion or astronomy Encarta Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang

Music and mythology Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big BANG

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